Tuesday, June 19, 2007

Tenacious Terms, Vol I


I really don't know when exactly Tenacious S decided to abandon her GEWish roots, but I think it was somewhere around the time she decided to become an *academic*. I know academics. Some of my *best* friends are academics. I've seen what can happen when people decide to get smarter-er...

I do, however, applaud Tenacious S in her academic pursuits. I just wish she had more time to post her feelings on GEW-ology. I wish she would take her studies a little less seriously and her rock'n'roll a little more seriously.

That's why I am promoting a new concept based on old school ideas. When I was in college, I drank liberally, inhaled robustly, and studied as little as possible. I graduated and found success in my life. If it worked for me, it can work for you too! It's Dianetics for GEWs and we call it: *Slackademics*!

Study a little - you know? Just enough to be able to converse at the most superficial level on those topics that will have your friends and family thinking you're a genius! It only takes a few minutes a day, but the reward of snookering those around you and getting a high paying job in the future for those miniscule efforts is enormous.

Don't wait! Act now! Study *Slackademics* and you too will reach your full - albeit limited - potential!

9 comments:

Bubs said...

Give me slack, or give me death!

To Slackademics!

EXCELSIOR!

Echo said...

Landerhaven! Ho!!!!

Tenacious S said...

Screw Slackademics! I want all A's!

Echo said...

Hey, T, sit back, buy a snowcone and enjoy the show... Today, we will cover our *infamous* strip club/pub crawl from 1991 in This Day In Tenacious S' Alterna-History!

Flannery Alden said...

Yeah, but Slackademics usually end up in charge...

Beth said...

Send me a pamphlet today!

Grant Miller said...

I think you and I went to the same "college." Oh wait, we did go to the same "college."

gizmorox said...

Slackademics worked for me!

Tenacious S said...

Yup, another A.