Thursday, June 01, 2006

My Daughter Kicks Ass

My sweet delicate flower apparently had an encounter that could only occur within the walls of a middle school. Being the smart child that she is, she has learned to avoid those nasty girls who gossip and bully. She has become a "creative" dresser. I say this because she does not like to be labeled at all. She says it makes her feel like a soup can.

So, she came home the other day and told me she had an encounter with one of the queen bees at her school. Apparently, from what I've been told, this was the exchange.

Queen Bee: You're weird.

Sweetness and Light: Yeah, well you're stupid.

Queen Bee: (Referring to Sweetness' killer knee-high punk boots) Those boots are for sluts.

Sweetness and Light: No they're not. They're for kicking your ass. (Sweetness stomps off in boots.)

At this moment I could not be more proud of my offspring.


lulu said...

Have I mentioned how much I LOVE Sweetness&Light? She rocks!

Smart and Snarky rules over bitchy and conformist any day!


Anonymous said...

Okay, that made me laugh out loud.


Melinda June said...

If were guaranteed a child like yours, I'd be willing to try parenthood.