WHAM!-Wham Rap
Those who mock may not be able to shake some righteous booty. Perhaps they are jealous of the ass shaking geniuses who are the few, the proud, those who dance to Wham!
Tuesday, August 22, 2006
Solidarity!
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Forgive me, Father Musical Taste, for I have sinned, it's been less than a month since my last confession. I used to like... wait for it... George Michael's music... He's like ... it's... I mean.... Look, we got up in Vanilla Ice's grill for trying to rap, right?... it's just sooo.... wrong... I feel so... dirty...
Father Music: You are forgiven. For your penance you must listen to Sugar - Copper Blue, Interpol - Antics, and Naked Raygun - Jettison. ... oh, and one more thing. We must never speak of this again.
For the record, I have not introduced this shameful music to my offspring. Sweetness would laugh me out of the house. I am a responsible parent after all.
Again... we must never speak of this... but how can you be sure that Lulu won't spill the beans, hmm? Perhaps a bribe is in order!
She can be bought with bacon.
Bacon... I KNEW IT! Make sure it's *porn bacon* (that's what she calls it...okay, that didn't come out right...)
Lulu loves the pork! Ooops, I mean sizzling hot *porn bacon*. Does she like it crunchy or chewy? This is going nowhere good. Why is bacon so problematic?
I am so not going anywhere near this conversation. I'll wait for Ulu to chime in...
Okay, I'm going near this conversation. I think she thinks that *porn bacon* is... wait for it... *pork-gasmic* (that's another Unofficial term...)
Every single quality bacon possesses could be cast in a questionable light. Crunchy or chewy-no good. Greasy-no good. Hot-no good. Slightly salty-no good. Meaty-no good. Pork- no good. See, bacon IS the devil.
You left out succulent...
See? The devil disguised as breakfast food.
I better put my Armor of God pajamas on so as to ward off these demons of pork...
I can't stop laughing........
I can't believe that you two are talking dirty about me and bacon.
I am bringing over my Wham CDs the next time I visit.
um...uh... Ululay, I believe you introduced and described in great detail the blush inducing term *porn bacon* to the rest of us... just sayin'....
Please do bring the Wham CDs. I think we have all agreed that while we are a bit embarassed by loving the Wham, we nevertheless continue to want to dance to Wham. Where is MJ, by the way?
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