Wednesday, December 12, 2007

Master Illusionist



Apparently David Blaine is going to attempt to set a world record for sleep deprivation. Ha, ha, sucker! I started first and I'm gonna beat you!

9 comments:

Chris said...

Have you started seeing leprechauns yet?

When I used to do a lot of all-nighters in college, it was always cool when you got to the "seeing things that aren't there" phase.

Hot Lemon said...

wow, THAT'S really fuckin' interesting... I liked the glass waterball idea better.

Hot Lemon said...

I think it'd be more amazin' and amuzin' if he put an L. Ron Buttplug in his bum and didn't shit for a fortnight. He could get a lot on pay-per-view when he pulls th' cork.

Splotchy said...

My God, he's bending that card WITH HIS FINGERS.

Tenacious S said...

Chris, I'm not seeing things yet, but I've gotten to the point where when I page up and down on the screen it makes me want to vomit.

Hot Lemon, you know he, uh, cleanses his system before he does this stuff so he won't need the butt plug.

Splotchy, this guy is a rube.

Grant Miller said...

I'm sure there are some crystal methheads that will give him a run for his money.

BeckEye said...

Well, I would love to take a crack at the world record for sleep.

Hot Lemon said...

soo! How goes it?

also,why is he called an "illusionist"?? What has he done that's actually illusional? I mean, he's more of an "endurance artist" than anything else, no??

Tenacious S said...

Folks, lettin' ya know I am alive, well, and have embraced sleep in the last few days. I expect another A from this experience.