Monday, November 05, 2007

Better Together


So I was reading and appropriately following links over at Twist O Lemon and stubled upon an Amazon "Better Together" recommendation. They were actually recommending that you read a book on depression and chase it with a book on madness. "WTF?" I thought. Are they serious? This of course sent me on an adventure of my own making. What else could I find that they recommended as a "Better Together" option. I found a book about Lincoln's melancholy paired with "The Noonday Demon: An Atlas of Depression", a recommendation to purchase Celine Dion and Barry Manilow, Rub With Love chicken rub with any fine Popeil product (you do remember the Pocket Fisherman don't you?), Barbie Loves Tickle Me Elmo TMX AND Tickle Me Elmo TMX (now there's some Christmas fun!), and crotchless panties with a one year subscription to TeenVogue. Made me wonder what those folks at Amazon are smoking.

6 comments:

So I've Been Laid Off said...

k. how about Riot Fest and tollhouse cookies? say a bunch of grannies showed up with plates of warm baked goods and went wandering through the crowd? i think the response would be overwhelming.

anandamide said...

Maybe it's just me, but the crotchless panties and the Rub With Love chicken rub would seem like a more imaginative "Better Together" recommendation.

Hot Lemon said...

ANAND: bwa ha ha ha!! damnit, you beat me to it!!

this is what happens when we let computers run th' world.

Hot Lemon said...

Uhhh... what IS the function/attraction to crotchless panties, anyway? a NAKED person, especially one with that "come hithah..." look on their face is SOOOO much more attractive than one wearing silly lookin' shit like that.

Can I get an amen??

Tenacious S said...

AMEN, BROTHER! All that shit is going to do is ride up your butt and be uncomfortable.

george stickers said...

I wonder also