Dear Readers of Slum-acious S,
I have taken over this blog due to the inability of one *Tenacious S* to fulfill her duties in providing welcome packages to new GEWs (Dig through the Unofficial if you need more info). Consequently, this blog will now be dedicated all things *Schrutey*.
Please take this time to look through your worthless souls and realize the many times you have improperly employed a verb tense or the many times in grade school you incorrectly defined the pluperfect. Am I clear? That will do.
Tenacious S will be allowed to return only after she has returned to fulfilling her duties to our GEWish faith.
Yours In Battle,
Dwight K. Schrute
Assistant to the Regional Manager
I love you, Schrute. But could you hook me up with Jim?
ReplyDeleteWhy anyone would want to be associated with *Jim* is beyond me. Fortunately for you, I am currently spoken for. I will abduct Jim, tie him with Duct Tape, and have him delivered via overnight express service provided you promise to never let him leave your house.... EVER!
ReplyDeleteThat's all I have to say about Jim here.
Believe me: I would never allow Jim to escape.
ReplyDeleteThis post deserves some Schrute-bucks.
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